A few days back I was out with my buddies enjoying a smoke on a cold evening bragging about the new guitar I picked up. One of them happened to bring up some discussion about a bunch of tribal assholes that roam in their knickers with grease all over their body and jump on roofs, break the roofs and steal stuff. I broke into laughter. Seriously! Hahaha! What is this? “Spider-man gone bad” kind of a scenario? He asked me not to laugh because it wasn’t funny. Those tribal-monkeys apparently robbed and killed some family near his place and he was afraid that nothing similar should happen to his family. Soon it was all over the news. Their area of operation seems to be widening as complaints arrive from places like Thane, Airoli, Chembur, etc.
Quite honestly, Chaddi-Baniyan gang is a name one can’t take quite seriously but these guys have been reported for around 3 murders and theft. Our ever vigilant and oh-so-courageous police force have passed off the reports and complaints as a joke and lay calmly in their stations enjoying a nice cup of chai-coffee while civilians take matters into their own hands – like the case in Bhandup where around 50-100 civilians armed with stick, iron rods and “other weapons” patrol the area around 00:00 a.m. to 6 a.m. to hunt these butt-monkeys down and one of them even swore that they wouldn’t leave their locality alive if the gang ever ventured into it.
The cops not taking proper action may result in either more people getting killed and robbed or the civilians might accidently harm innocent people. What are the cops doing? Isn’t this issue big enough already? Are they planning to let a bunch of tribal grease loving monkeys take over our city? Do I have to think twice before leaving late from a party or walking out for a smoke at night? Is my family safe when they come back from their night shifts? – These are probably the same questions popping in everyone’s mind. So think, just why haven’t these guys been taken care of yet? Are they real? Is this some sort of stunt? It shows how much our system cares for the safety of its people’s lives or sanity and when the people take matters into their own hands they are told/ warned not to. So just what are we supposed to do? Wait till these guys kill and hump everything that moves? Well! At least we know why they wear grease… because they like some lube before they fuck us! We should thank them for using grease because the government doesn’t even use protection when they fuck us!
Quite honestly, Chaddi-Baniyan gang is a name one can’t take quite seriously but these guys have been reported for around 3 murders and theft. Our ever vigilant and oh-so-courageous police force have passed off the reports and complaints as a joke and lay calmly in their stations enjoying a nice cup of chai-coffee while civilians take matters into their own hands – like the case in Bhandup where around 50-100 civilians armed with stick, iron rods and “other weapons” patrol the area around 00:00 a.m. to 6 a.m. to hunt these butt-monkeys down and one of them even swore that they wouldn’t leave their locality alive if the gang ever ventured into it.
The cops not taking proper action may result in either more people getting killed and robbed or the civilians might accidently harm innocent people. What are the cops doing? Isn’t this issue big enough already? Are they planning to let a bunch of tribal grease loving monkeys take over our city? Do I have to think twice before leaving late from a party or walking out for a smoke at night? Is my family safe when they come back from their night shifts? – These are probably the same questions popping in everyone’s mind. So think, just why haven’t these guys been taken care of yet? Are they real? Is this some sort of stunt? It shows how much our system cares for the safety of its people’s lives or sanity and when the people take matters into their own hands they are told/ warned not to. So just what are we supposed to do? Wait till these guys kill and hump everything that moves? Well! At least we know why they wear grease… because they like some lube before they fuck us! We should thank them for using grease because the government doesn’t even use protection when they fuck us!
PS: Yes! I was forced into writing this one :)
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ReplyDeleteI UNDERSTOOD THAT U HAVE BEEN FORCED !!!
FIRST I WAS WONDERING WHETHER SOMEBODY HACKED UR ACCOUNT ND IS WRITING UNDER YOUR NAME !!
And just who is my anonymous friend btw? :P
ReplyDeleteAnd Bhoomi! Hahahahah! :P Stay glued for more interesting reads. Suggest some topic and I shall write! :P